Merry Christmas!

To everyone whose stomachs are beginning to grumble, wondering how much longer the turkey is going to take…

… to all those tormented by the smell of sizzling bacon…

… and those who don’t like brussels sprouts…

… to everyone in a paper party hat…

… or wondering just what that little plastic thing is that came out of the cracker and why…

… to everyone waiting for Dr Who, or wondering if maybe this year, perhaps, they can be bothered to watch the Queen’s speech…

… or to those who don’t just know how to shuffle the cards, but can shuffle them up, down, backwards and then some…

… to all you lot, basically…

Merry Christmas!